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Number 10:
You won’t get caught in a lie claiming to be at home when you are really out shopping, because you can shop from the comfort of your own couch while getting tipsy on wine… after lunch. See? You CAN lead a glamorous life.
Number 9:
It can save you minutes of fruitless cursing, shoving, and slapping because you won’t have to fight for a parking spot.
Number 8:
Unique, one-of-a-kind jewelry! Isn’t it fun to support small businesses and artists?
Number 7:
Not only will your friends think you are brilliant, they will also think you have good taste… So, don’t be selfish, the link is meant to be shared with others!
Number 6:
Can’t decide on the perfect gift? I offer Gift Cards. They can be customized and delivered instantly via email or USPS in any amount. Obviously, the higher amounts are best.
Number 5:
The ‘Favorites’ feature is awesome! You will wish that this feature had been invented sooner! You can keep a record of items that you love, but may want to buy later. Of course there is the risk of someone else buying the item in the meantime. I shudder at the thought! But, luckily, that brings us to…
Number 4:
Why, YES! I can do custom orders. I love working directly with you to design a special sentiment for yourself or your sweetheart. Email or message me your request and we can usually work out the details together.
Number 3:
In the case that you become so busy with work and family that you have completely lost contact with the outside world… There are Etsy mobile apps for iPhones, iPads, and Androids. Because, holy crap, you can multi-task! It’s a beautiful thing.
Number 2:
Love and care. Those are some of the materials I combine to make my jewelry. I also use recycled Sterling silver, semi-precious stones, pearls, 14k gold, and leather. These are not cheaply-made, mass-produced items and I continually strive to improve my craft.
Number 1:
Yes, we’re open! As in twenty-four/seven. As in fifty-two/three-sixty-five. Generally, items ship within three days of purchase. I mean, couldn’t you totally get behind that sort of thing?
